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Princess Movies

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#1
Frozen / Frozen 2
The characters are very different and go through a significant amount of change and I think it's very funny.
#2
Mulan
Not gonna lie, Mulan is bad at being a boy and bad at being a traditional girl so she decides to be neither while also helping her family. Also SHE'S SO BADEEEE.
#3
Tangled
I like the superhuman hair, that's cool, and the idea that we can understand what happened to her to experience a suspenseful P.O.V. It follows two backgrounds including Flynn Rider's. Also I love the frying pan thing and the animation.
#4
Beauty and the Beast
I love that the creators added some extra traits to Belle so as to defy the original story, so she isn't just depicted as a pretty girl. The moment when she says "I'm not good enough for you" and then pushes Gaston into the muddy pond. I can't. I just can't.
#5
Enchanted
I love this movie so much and I love all of them above Enchanted too, I just didn't know where to put it but here we are, 5th place. Anyway this movie gives you a really good perspective on how stupid traditional princesses sound. And it's just so funny. No more words.
#6
Shrek
I know most of you don't really think of Princess Fiona as a princess but I just had to, okay? Princess Fiona is really unpredictable. I like the bird eggs thing and the karate moves, just so funny. And she's really gross.
#7 (tied)
Moana / The Princess and the Frog
I like these 2 movies a lot but I didn't want to put one in front of the other so I chose both. I like The Princess and the Frog because it shows the value of hard work, something that a lot of people should know. Also very comical. I like Moana because it is very fantasy-ish, has a lot of comedy, and I love the song "You're Welcome."
#8
Aladdin
I like how it depicts that monarchies are not perfect, unlike most that depict that they are. The Genie is so great and I love his accents. Story is well developed.
#9
The Little Mermaid
A little too cliche, prissy and outdated but otherwise I love the music, the lyrics to "Under the Sea" are great. Like Aladdin, the plot is complex and I like that.
#10
Pocahontas
We all know that this movie is highly romanticized compared to the actual history and many describe it as "not funny." I disagree about the comedy level of this movie. It is lighthearted and has a lot of scenes of animals doing dumb things, love that. Although it has a significant amount of somewhat ummm... fierce scenes.
#11
Brave
Don't really like it that much, its plot is a little dumb. I know a lot of people disagree with me on this one but, hey man. Although the first parts before the witch-bear thingamadoodles happen I liked it.
#12
Cinderella
I don't like this movie, everybody knows what happens in it and it's so old it doesn't make me want to keep watching. And Cinderella's way too girly.
#13
Sleeping Beauty
I really hate this movie. It literally has the same plot as Snow White and it basically depicts Aurora as a stupid girl who doesn't know any better than to touch the needle, and needs to be saved by some rando she's never met.
#14
Snow White
Uuughhh. Snow White is the worst princess movie ever and kinda sexist. She sounds like Minnie Mouse and is unintelligent, she lets her kindness get in the way of her common sense and the dwarves are weird. If you haven't watched it, DON'T.